just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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