Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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