walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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