West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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