Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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