Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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