it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
