I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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