I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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