keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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