she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
All I want is dick and wine.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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