she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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