If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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