white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
this hospital has no fireball
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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