is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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