Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I touched a dick in church today
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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