Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Randomize
