Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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