Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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