i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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