no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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