you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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