is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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