She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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