hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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