I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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