Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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