Plan B is the new Plan A
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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