He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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