Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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