so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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