i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
