Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
