there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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