Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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