also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
