You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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