My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
She needs sedatives and a leash
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Randomize
