Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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