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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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