Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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