last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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