The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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