Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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