i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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