She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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