I'm lost and stupid without you.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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