so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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