AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
