gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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