I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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