i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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