Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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