This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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