i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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