The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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