btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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