Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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